FAQ

Q: What's Schitzski's all about? A: At Schitzski's, we're all about celebrating the wonderfully wacky side of family life! Inspired by the zany humor of Saturday Night Live and Mad Magazine, our products are a tribute to those hilarious family moments that make life so memorable. It's not just merchandise; it's a nod to your own kooky clan!

Q: Can I return or exchange my Schitzski's merch? A: Just like family, our products are unique and made just for you! Since each item is custom-printed upon order, we don’t accept returns or exchanges. However, if we accidentally mix up your family's brand of crazy and send a wrong imprint, let us know! We'll make it right, no comedic mishaps there.

Q: Do you keep products in stock? A: Nope! At Schitzski's, we believe in freshness, not just in jokes but in products too. Every item is created on-demand, ensuring that what you get is specially made for your family's unique brand of fun.

Q: When will I receive my order? A: Predicting delivery times is trickier than understanding Uncle Bobby's jokes at Thanksgiving dinner! We work fast to get your order out, but once it's in the hands of USPS, UPS, FedEx, DHL, or carrier pigeons, it's out of our control. Rest assured, we do everything we can to ensure your family fun arrives as soon as possible.

Q: Why should I buy from Schitzski's? A: Because everyone has a 'Schitzski' in their family! Our merch isn't just a purchase; it's a way to connect with your family's crazy, fun stories. Wearing or using our products is like sharing your inside joke with the world. Join us in spreading smiles and laughter, one family at a time!